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Tik Tak

on March 9th, 2012 in Blog, Stand-up, Video by | 4 Comments

South Carolina Lottery

on March 4th, 2012 in Acting, Media by | 2 Comments

How many pillows do you need?

on February 20th, 2012 in Blog by | No Comments

Personally, I’m a two pillow guy, three if I’m spooning one, but typically to get a good nights sleep and wake up with no cricks or criques or however the hell you spell that word, I need two pillows.  And I mean two pillows stacked on one another, not side…

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Awkward Silence

on March 17th, 2011 in Blog by | 2 Comments

I have a bit in my stand up routine that could very well be THE bit that defines my whole act and place me among the greatest stand up comedians who’ve ever walked the face of the earth. Ok, I’m overshooting by about 100,000 comedians but hey, you got to…

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A Race Story

on February 10th, 2011 in Blog by | No Comments

Black people trip me out!  I hope I got your attention.  As we all know February is black history month and I’ve got something to say.  This little thought came to me when I was at the premier of a movie I was fortunate enough to have a role in called…

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Falling down a flight of stairs

on February 2nd, 2011 in Blog by | No Comments

I hope I never experience the terror of falling down a flight of stairs.  It seems like it would be a very painful event and from all the movies I’ve seen of people falling down a flight of stairs, it usually ends in their demise.  Not something I’d wish on anyone. …

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Speed trap app

on January 26th, 2011 in Blog by | 2 Comments

I would like to give a big shout out to the dude who flashed his lights at me last night to warn me of a cop sitting up ahead.  Big ups to you my friend, big ups.  Even though I wasn’t speeding I thought it was very considerate  for a fellow…

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A head for hats

on January 13th, 2011 in Blog by | 4 Comments

I learned something about myself a long time ago that has haunted me everyday of my life.  I do not have a head for hats.  There I said it.  I don’t.  I wish I did because hats are cool but I can’t wear a hat no matter how cool it is.  I don’t…

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Hope

on January 9th, 2011 in Blog by | No Comments

January 9th, 2011.  Nine days after I resolved to burn off all the holiday cheer by eating clean and working out.  How’s it going thus far?  Well, I’m hoping to make it to the gym for the first time this year very soon.   Plus, I think I may have finished off…

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I’m Giddy

on January 8th, 2011 in Blog by | No Comments

Have you ever bought a product or service and it turn out nothing like you expect it would?   It happens all the time.  You leave your local Target store with a ever popular Snuggie filled with anticipation of warm and comfortable nights in front of the TV sipping your hot…

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